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The Most Common signs that you are addicted to Counterstrike
You are afraid to scratch your ear in fear of being sniped
A person throws something at you hitting you in the head and you yell out "Aimbot!"
You find yourself yelling," Fire in the Hole." after sex
You begin formatting all of your conversations as if you were on a radio
You scream out at the top of your lungs while watching a new movie..."DUDE, THAT'S THE P90 FROM COUNTER-STRIKE!!!"
As you’re walking down the hall of your school or office building you find yourself checking corners
You just finished playing counter-strike with a server that has normal fall damage on and you are too lazy to go down the stairs so you jump out the window thinking Normal fall damage is on.
You watch cop movies and wonder why they don’t strafe or throw flashbangs
While in school you completely drift off thinking about how you could take down a terrorist in the hallway.
You get in a fight at school and you start jumping up and down left and right.
You hear footsteps in your house and quickly think where it was that you last saw your sister/mom/dog/etc.
You kick open the doors of ALL the stalls in a public bathroom before using one yourself.
Starting to see the good things in shooting mammals in the head
Start to laugh when you shoot a *every* day hunting rifle with similar power to the scout, and say to your self this gun sucks, i wish i had a AWP. When in reality it’s as good as a 1 shot on kill
A robber holds you up at a convenience store, but he's using a .22 revolver so you think "no problem" and rush him with a nail file
You’re at school and heard someone's beeper or something, but it sounded *exactly* like the beep from a C4 pack, and You actually thought to yourself, "I gotta disarm it!"
As you enter the mall with your girlfriend, you rush in in front of her and yell, "COVER ME!"
You go to you chemistry teacher and say "FOLLOW ME..."
You stop buying food 'cause your saving up for an AWP
You try to use the wall cheat to watch TV in another room...
When you walk on the street, you watch the roof of building and dodge for snipers.
You go out of your house by crushing the windows with your knife
You see a ugly building and you say, this map sucks!
You always carry a pair of pliers (just in case your the only one left to defuse the bomb)
You see a cop in a movie using a 9mm,and you laugh at him saying, "why the hell doesn’t he use a SIG commando?"
You walk in a hallway and ask yourself, where the best camping place in that building
You walk on the street, then someone throws a beer can on the sidewalk, you jump for cover saying "HE GRENADE!!!"
Every time you see the word counter, you think of counter strike
You play a role-playing game like dungeons and dragons and ask to your dungeon master if your character can use a p-90.
You like news at CNN when they talk about terrorist hijacking a plane, then you ask yourself, if they gonna rush out of the plane or just camp there
You run through closed doors and think that they must have released a new version of that map you liked so much, cause this damned door won't open now.
Before going out of your house, you wait 5 seconds and do nothing but jumping like an idiot
At work, you run with scissors in hand to be the first to lunch
You ALWAYS throw you coke cans at strangers, especially if they have short sleeves
When you plan to meet someone somewhere, you jump up and down to get their attention.
If you're walking behind someone and they're too slow, you poke them in the back
You always make a Mic click noise when you finish talking [click]
Every one you see in khaki pants looks like a T
You can’t help pretending to be a sniper when crouched, tying your laces
When you are using any chat program, you always start your message with a "y" or "u"
If a place is a little higher than you can reach, you ask your friend to crouch down so you can jump on their head
When you're in an office building that has air-vents you are always looking up to see if the grate is going to break
If you are up late at night and need to go to the kitchen without waking people up you crouch and walk there
As you walk down your street, you see someone in a window and start jumping up and down, eventually hiding under the awning above their garage.
Warehouses scare you. Especially those with crates
The clicking sound of someone flicking a lighter causes you to jump behind a large (and hopefully not wooden) object and madly start looking around.
When you walk on an open space you try to check your frame rate
You speak in monosyllables, using phrases like "gng 2 store, bbl"
You get locked out of your house and immediately think, "CIRCLE AROUND BACK"
You comment on how completely fucked an action hero is when you see him going to take out some baddies with his glock.
When buying a car you wonder "Would an AWP be able to take it down in one shot"
You're standing at the altar, looking at your bride-to-be and that little voice in your head says "Team Fallback!"
When your pencil is out of lead you scream "Fuck! No ammo!"
As you exit the bus you demand "Stick together team"
You run into doors expecting them to open
When you hunt, you think you have an AWP and shoot the deer in the foot
You actually believe that grenades won’t kill you
Turning on the light has the same effect as the concussion grenade.
You are really good at subtracting 30 from a number 200 or below
Instead of jacking off to porn you jack off to action pics of Cs
You spend more time talking with friends about Cs tactics then doing schoolwork.......in school
You answer the phone by saying "Reporting In"
Your hand is stuck in the shape of your mouse
You rent videos that have counter-terrorism in it just to learn new tactics
You hear steps in your house, you automatically fall out of your chair, roll into corner and sit there waiting...
At a family event you find your self only talking about Cs and sweet kills you had
You don't refer to class's as classes, you call them "rounds"
The bell rings and you look for a bomb
Your friend got a new car you just say "so your the one who rescued the hostages"
You machine boots up and says, "Get in position"
You sleep through school and important things so it will be over faster so you can get back to Cs sooner and so you will be able to stay up later.
You run and hide because u swear you saw a terrorist with a awp in the shadows
You say, "what are police" then you say "oh you mean CT’s"
You don't got get drunk or smoke weed anymore just because u need a clear head to get to those hostages faster
You wonder why the hell more games aren't like Cs.
The only type of partying you do anymore is "LAN parties"
You wonder when in class "if i don't get that mp5 i could get a m4 next round
You no longer respond to your name, just what you go by on the net
Half-life doesn't exist anymore, it's just "Counter-Strike"
Your windows wallpaper is 5 CTS getting blown away by a bomb.
All your computer sounds are different sayings and gun sounds from Cs.
When you masturbate, you think of Hostages saying, "let’s go!"
When you pee, you try to create a 3-round burst flow.
You respond to actual questions with "roger that" all the time.
When given the choice of a threesome with two of the hottest chicks you've ever met, and playing counterstrike for the night, you choose Counterstrike
When you need help in homework you call your friend and start of by saying "Need Backup".
You go around throwing coke cans at people wearing a brown backpack
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