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Are you addicted to CounterStrike?

Postby TC on Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:05 am

Are you addicted to counterstrike test:

http://www.seanism.com/addiction/cs.php

Share your results at the end of the post.

The Most Common signs that you are addicted to Counterstrike

You are afraid to scratch your ear in fear of being sniped

A person throws something at you hitting you in the head and you yell out "Aimbot!"

You find yourself yelling," Fire in the Hole." after sex

You begin formatting all of your conversations as if you were on a radio

You scream out at the top of your lungs while watching a new movie..."DUDE, THAT'S THE P90 FROM COUNTER-STRIKE!!!"

As you’re walking down the hall of your school or office building you find yourself checking corners

You just finished playing counter-strike with a server that has normal fall damage on and you are too lazy to go down the stairs so you jump out the window thinking Normal fall damage is on.

You watch cop movies and wonder why they don’t strafe or throw flashbangs

While in school you completely drift off thinking about how you could take down a terrorist in the hallway.

You get in a fight at school and you start jumping up and down left and right.

You hear footsteps in your house and quickly think where it was that you last saw your sister/mom/dog/etc.

You kick open the doors of ALL the stalls in a public bathroom before using one yourself.

Starting to see the good things in shooting mammals in the head

Start to laugh when you shoot a *every* day hunting rifle with similar power to the scout, and say to your self this gun sucks, i wish i had a AWP. When in reality it’s as good as a 1 shot on kill

A robber holds you up at a convenience store, but he's using a .22 revolver so you think "no problem" and rush him with a nail file

You’re at school and heard someone's beeper or something, but it sounded *exactly* like the beep from a C4 pack, and You actually thought to yourself, "I gotta disarm it!"

As you enter the mall with your girlfriend, you rush in in front of her and yell, "COVER ME!"

You go to you chemistry teacher and say "FOLLOW ME..."

You stop buying food 'cause your saving up for an AWP

You try to use the wall cheat to watch TV in another room...

When you walk on the street, you watch the roof of building and dodge for snipers.

You go out of your house by crushing the windows with your knife

You see a ugly building and you say, this map sucks!

You always carry a pair of pliers (just in case your the only one left to defuse the bomb)

You see a cop in a movie using a 9mm,and you laugh at him saying, "why the hell doesn’t he use a SIG commando?"

You walk in a hallway and ask yourself, where the best camping place in that building

You walk on the street, then someone throws a beer can on the sidewalk, you jump for cover saying "HE GRENADE!!!"

Every time you see the word counter, you think of counter strike

You play a role-playing game like dungeons and dragons and ask to your dungeon master if your character can use a p-90.

You like news at CNN when they talk about terrorist hijacking a plane, then you ask yourself, if they gonna rush out of the plane or just camp there

You run through closed doors and think that they must have released a new version of that map you liked so much, cause this damned door won't open now.

Before going out of your house, you wait 5 seconds and do nothing but jumping like an idiot

At work, you run with scissors in hand to be the first to lunch

You ALWAYS throw you coke cans at strangers, especially if they have short sleeves

When you plan to meet someone somewhere, you jump up and down to get their attention.

If you're walking behind someone and they're too slow, you poke them in the back

You always make a Mic click noise when you finish talking [click]

Every one you see in khaki pants looks like a T

You can’t help pretending to be a sniper when crouched, tying your laces


When you are using any chat program, you always start your message with a "y" or "u"

If a place is a little higher than you can reach, you ask your friend to crouch down so you can jump on their head

When you're in an office building that has air-vents you are always looking up to see if the grate is going to break

If you are up late at night and need to go to the kitchen without waking people up you crouch and walk there

As you walk down your street, you see someone in a window and start jumping up and down, eventually hiding under the awning above their garage.

Warehouses scare you. Especially those with crates

The clicking sound of someone flicking a lighter causes you to jump behind a large (and hopefully not wooden) object and madly start looking around.

When you walk on an open space you try to check your frame rate

You speak in monosyllables, using phrases like "gng 2 store, bbl"

You get locked out of your house and immediately think, "CIRCLE AROUND BACK"



You comment on how completely fucked an action hero is when you see him going to take out some baddies with his glock.

When buying a car you wonder "Would an AWP be able to take it down in one shot"

You're standing at the altar, looking at your bride-to-be and that little voice in your head says "Team Fallback!"

When your pencil is out of lead you scream "Fuck! No ammo!"

As you exit the bus you demand "Stick together team"

You run into doors expecting them to open

When you hunt, you think you have an AWP and shoot the deer in the foot

You actually believe that grenades won’t kill you

Turning on the light has the same effect as the concussion grenade.

You are really good at subtracting 30 from a number 200 or below

Instead of jacking off to porn you jack off to action pics of Cs

You spend more time talking with friends about Cs tactics then doing schoolwork.......in school

You answer the phone by saying "Reporting In"

Your hand is stuck in the shape of your mouse

You rent videos that have counter-terrorism in it just to learn new tactics

You hear steps in your house, you automatically fall out of your chair, roll into corner and sit there waiting...

At a family event you find your self only talking about Cs and sweet kills you had

You don't refer to class's as classes, you call them "rounds"

The bell rings and you look for a bomb

Your friend got a new car you just say "so your the one who rescued the hostages"

You machine boots up and says, "Get in position"

You sleep through school and important things so it will be over faster so you can get back to Cs sooner and so you will be able to stay up later.

You run and hide because u swear you saw a terrorist with a awp in the shadows

You say, "what are police" then you say "oh you mean CT’s"

You don't got get drunk or smoke weed anymore just because u need a clear head to get to those hostages faster

You wonder why the hell more games aren't like Cs.

The only type of partying you do anymore is "LAN parties"

You wonder when in class "if i don't get that mp5 i could get a m4 next round

You no longer respond to your name, just what you go by on the net

Half-life doesn't exist anymore, it's just "Counter-Strike"

Your windows wallpaper is 5 CTS getting blown away by a bomb.

All your computer sounds are different sayings and gun sounds from Cs.

When you masturbate, you think of Hostages saying, "let’s go!"

When you pee, you try to create a 3-round burst flow.

You respond to actual questions with "roger that" all the time.

When given the choice of a threesome with two of the hottest chicks you've ever met, and playing counterstrike for the night, you choose Counterstrike

When you need help in homework you call your friend and start of by saying "Need Backup".

You go around throwing coke cans at people wearing a brown backpack


Anyone else got any?

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Postby La Chavvy on Tue Feb 17, 2004 12:51 am

well that was one hell of a lengthy post


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Postby JackS on Tue Feb 17, 2004 5:54 am

:lol: Unbelievable how many applied to me...uu scary... :roll:
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Postby tetsuo on Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:02 pm

hmm well i dont really do many of those , but i so occasionally yell out HAAACKEEER , or WTF :shock:
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Postby Cleric on Tue Feb 17, 2004 7:10 pm

yeah i had some applying too me too :D. i got 1 too add though.

When ur scared of going through a door cuz u think the lag will put you back a meter and you'll bump into the wall.

I had this1 myself although it apllied too a bridge and water then :D
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Postby [I-Kill] 1337,ukcs,ukfags on Fri Feb 20, 2004 2:45 am

i knew i guy that fits the discription better than me. the story goes.

this guy glenn not our glenn this guy had some skills he went out for a bout 3 hours seraching for the best present for his new girlfriend he finally came back to our lan party at my local internet cafe (before i had a good connection) with this MASSIVE cuddly bear he shouts out loud to all the people i the cafe "This fucking bear cost me £150 she better damn like it" he waits around a bit gloating before sitting at the comp next to me and playing CS. his girlfriend walks in i find myself no longer worrying about my last man alive cs game but pondering how the fuck this guy got THIS girl. she walks over sits just on the desk and he turns around and gives it to her she's ecststic, she can hardly even carry it, she sticks it down and leans over him seductively, he looks up and says "fuck off im playing cs".
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Postby tetsuo on Fri Feb 20, 2004 2:49 am

geez , thats harsh
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Postby JackS on Fri Feb 20, 2004 4:55 am

tetsuo wrote:geez , thats harsh


Nah normal... :D
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Postby tomtailford on Fri Feb 20, 2004 9:41 am

In the pub last night and we were talking about a TV program - The office when david brent dances.... I said cs_office :( SHIT!

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Postby JackS on Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:53 am

tomtailford wrote:In the pub last night and we were talking about a TV program - The office when david brent dances.... I said cs_office :( SHIT!

Tom


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Postby tomtailford on Fri Feb 20, 2004 5:42 pm

JackS wrote:
tomtailford wrote:In the pub last night and we were talking about a TV program - The office when david brent dances.... I said cs_office :( SHIT!

Tom


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Oh no - not a g33k! lol

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Postby shorty on Sat Feb 21, 2004 10:51 pm

omg i've done / said some things in that list i need to get out more but just 1 more round tho lol
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Postby TC on Sun Feb 22, 2004 9:45 pm

Ok, here's a good link given to me by Snip3r. It gives you a percentages on how addicted you are:

http://www.seanism.com/addiction/cs.php

Post your g33ky CS results here!

(Snip3r is 82% addicted)


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Postby tomtailford on Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:05 pm

I am 80% addicted to Counterstrike.

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Postby [I-Kill] 1337,ukcs,ukfags on Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:13 pm

same as tom, but not as gay as tom.
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Postby La Chavvy on Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:18 pm

68% addicted Wahey!


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Postby [I-Kill] 1337,ukcs,ukfags on Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:27 pm

Another installment in TOM related media

http://www.mexican-elvis.com/_discussion/00000053.htm
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Postby evoL on Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:31 pm

I answered yes to 20 of 34 questions.

I am 59% addicted to Counterstrike.
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Postby shorty on Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:42 pm

eak i got 86% addicted to Counterstrike

woot i not 90% tho :D
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Postby spenni on Sun Feb 22, 2004 11:55 pm

Lol i am 63% addicted, some of them apply to me but not all of em :P that one bout party where u state hoe 1337 ur hs kills where :P
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