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Do you have secret shames?

Postby Snowbat on Mon Jun 23, 2014 7:38 am

Do you have any secret shames? I'm not talking about deep emotional problems, but more about funny light-hearted stuff.
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- I blew up a public trash bin in the park with some friends when I was a kid with a self-made bomb. Looking back at it, this was dangerous as hell.
- I actually enjoyed the infamous corn field scene that makes everyone cringe in the movie Casino
- Perhaps the most embarassing: I'm a 32 year old tall dude and I can't sleep if I can't hold my plushie snow leopard
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Re: Do you have secret shames?

Postby Shuriken on Mon Jun 23, 2014 12:20 pm

I blew up a cow once. Home made bombs are loads of fun but I really should be dead by all accounts of luck.
This is my sandvich. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My sandvich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my sandvich is useless. Without my sandvich, I am useless. I must eat my sandvich true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before lunch I swear this creed: my sandvich and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but sandvich. Om nom.

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Re: Do you have secret shames?

Postby Snowbat on Mon Jun 23, 2014 2:32 pm

Shuriken wrote:I blew up a cow once. Home made bombs are loads of fun but I really should be dead by all accounts of luck.

You blew up a .. cow? You mean like a whole cow? The animal that says "moo"?
My God...

I made a flamethrower out of a super soaker water gun once too.
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Re: Do you have secret shames?

Postby Shuriken on Mon Jun 23, 2014 2:57 pm

Moo indeed, took the side of it clean off. At least it was quick lol
This is my sandvich. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My sandvich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my sandvich is useless. Without my sandvich, I am useless. I must eat my sandvich true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before lunch I swear this creed: my sandvich and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but sandvich. Om nom.

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Re: Do you have secret shames?

Postby Silkie on Mon Jun 23, 2014 5:32 pm

Shame? Is that a made up word?
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Certainly, a wild animal is cruel.
But to be merciless is the privilege of civilised humans."
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Re: Do you have secret shames?

Postby Binerexis on Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:24 pm

I once shat all over a friend's bathroom whilst completely sober.
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Re: Do you have secret shames?

Postby Blast on Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:05 pm

woken up an entire house with a foursome, that was awkward the next day. when everyone else was awake.
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Re: Do you have secret shames?

Postby hagz on Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:07 pm

once decided it woudl be good to convince my younger brother to play tennis with teh hamster. i still feel guilty now
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Re: Do you have secret shames?

Postby Athrun_Talan on Wed Jul 16, 2014 6:18 pm

I dropped the screw in the Tuna!
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Re: Do you have secret shames?

Postby Cotillion on Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:53 pm

I sometimes listen to house music... :oops:
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Re: Do you have secret shames?

Postby SkeletalBOB on Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:27 pm

I once took someone's wing mirror clean off the side of their car with my boot (foot still on peg) whilst wheelie-ing past them on my way to work as they swerved across for no particular reason into my path.

Infact no I'm not ashamed of that it was plain awesome ... But this is another reason why I now ride a three wheeled scooter so no more wheelie madness. :roll:
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Re: Do you have secret shames?

Postby re# Skilgannon on Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:57 pm

I once put porridge in my father's work boots after he had told me off :twisted:
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Re: Do you have secret shames?

Postby re# Skilgannon on Fri Jul 25, 2014 7:57 pm

and no, I still haven't owned up to it!
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Re: Do you have secret shames?

Postby Blast on Sat Jul 26, 2014 9:54 am

Also, my favourite TV show is currently Gossip Girl......
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