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Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby Love Muffin on Wed May 30, 2012 1:32 am

A few sites are reporting the same thing, just search "miami zombie" in google news

http://gawker.com/5914059/grab-your-boo ... be-upon-us

Grab Your Boomstick: The Zombie Apocalypse May Actually Be Upon Us

By now we've all seen the awful, awful story about the Florida man who was shot to death by police for refusing to stop chewing on another man's face.

We joked around about it being the canary in the mine shaft of an impending zombie apocalypse. But as Tumblr blogger "I Hope Rick Santorum" helpfully points out in an appropriately viral post, this latest incident is not so much a warning shot as it is another in a disconcertingly intensifying stream of zombie-invoking headlines — all from the past two weeks, and all from the Sunshine State.

It all started on 5/16 with an ominous story about a "mysterious rash" at McArthur High School in Hollywood that launched a HazMat investigation. Twleve students and two teachers were treated and released. The source of the rash remains unknown.

Flashfoward two days: HazMat crews were called in to Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport to determine the source of an "unknown chemical" that sent five people to the hospital. Theories abound, but an exact cause was not confirmed.

On 5/20, the first real sign of trouble: 41-year-old Dr. Zachary Bird, was arrested by the Florida Highway Patrol near Orlando and charged with felony battery charges for spitting blood in a patrolman's face. He was also "extremely agitated and enraged," and repeatedly banged his head on the patrol car's plexiglass partition "until he bled."

A few days later, another mystery rash was reported at yet another Broward County school. A HazMat team was once again called in to investigate, and once again left without any concrete answers.

The following day, a "disoriented" Canadian man was arrested aboard an American Airlines plane after he inexpicably attempted to rush the cockpit. The plane had just landed in Miami.

On Saturday, an unidentified homeless man had some 80% of his face bitten off by 31-year-old Rudy Eugene.

And here's the bad news: Whatever's happening in Florida appears to be spreading. The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign tweeted the following the following warning to its students last night: "Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter."

And in Hackensack, New Jersey, today, a man was rushed to the hospital after he reportedly cut out his own intestines and threw them at police officers.

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Re: Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby PREDATORPANTS|UKCS| on Wed May 30, 2012 3:31 am

must be a breakout of somthing that was being tested on medically or secretive by the US Government that members of standard Hazmat are not allowed to know of.... (Just a theory)

But ....... lets be exciting for once! ITS A VIRUS!!!! LEFT FOR DEAD!
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Re: Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby EWJ on Wed May 30, 2012 10:10 am

One shot headshot... Seemples!
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Re: Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby PREDATORPANTS|UKCS| on Wed May 30, 2012 10:13 am

EWJ wrote:One shot headshot... Seemples!


AWP ? :roll:
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Re: Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby EWJ on Wed May 30, 2012 12:10 pm

nah! deagle!
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Re: Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby sweetamber92 on Wed May 30, 2012 1:37 pm

i have a gun im ok...
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Re: Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby Ger-h on Wed May 30, 2012 3:28 pm

Gun's don't work against zombies :|
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Re: Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby sweetamber92 on Wed May 30, 2012 3:29 pm

even if youv blown their legs and arms off?
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Re: Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby Ger-h on Wed May 30, 2012 3:38 pm

The only way you can kill them is shooting them in the brain :D
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Re: Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby UK_sniper on Wed May 30, 2012 4:22 pm

Tbh wouldnt a zombie apocolypse right now. Would certainly ease my workload lol
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Re: Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby Shuriken on Wed May 30, 2012 5:01 pm

Population Control: One way or another, it'll happen.

Wouldn't mind a bit of an outbreak myself and in some places you wouldn't even notice the difference :lol:
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Re: Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby MotsMan on Wed May 30, 2012 10:06 pm

OH YEAH

Now can activate my zombie apocalypse plan ! :P
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Re: Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby Templar+ on Fri Jun 01, 2012 11:32 am

Sound's fun. I'm a melee man myself.
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Re: Zombie Attack. lol wut?

Postby EvolvedMonkey on Fri Jun 01, 2012 2:17 pm

Reported increase in sales of samurai swords, baseball bats, fire axes and chainsaw in Florida.
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