I've been having problems starting steam today, when it does open it tries to patch then after a while it's closed again. Installing a 31 meg update and has now shown me the logging in screen for the first time today. It's now downloading a couple of patches, one for CS:GO and one for Witcher 2. I think it's just screwing up today. A while back it told me it was downloading red faction, despite me not having it enabled for install. I blame kan.
This is my sandvich. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My sandvich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my sandvich is useless. Without my sandvich, I am useless. I must eat my sandvich true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before lunch I swear this creed: my sandvich and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but sandvich. Om nom.