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Re: /cringe

Postby windowmaker on Fri May 06, 2011 2:39 pm

OH GOD LOL


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Re: /cringe

Postby G3!ST on Fri May 06, 2011 5:15 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: /cringe

Postby windowmaker on Fri May 06, 2011 10:28 pm

This kinda fits right in here

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Re: /cringe

Postby {TPUK}Advocate on Sat May 14, 2011 9:33 am

ooooooopss....

Seriously not very good at this, damn you kan!
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Re: /cringe

Postby meyenburg on Sat May 14, 2011 6:43 pm

That joke was posted on previous page advo :p
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Re: /cringe

Postby EvolvedMonkey on Tue May 17, 2011 11:28 am

Best man speech at a wedding - 'Its been an emotional day, even the cake is in tiers.'

What do you call a woman with 2 fannies? ..... Jedwards mum.
But I'm feeling good, And if you don't exist, you're still one illusion that I can't resist
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Re: /cringe

Postby BenJy! on Wed May 25, 2011 5:58 pm

Two women talking:

"Do u look at your husbands face when you have sex?"
"I did once and saw anger in his face"
"Why anger?"
"Because he was watching from the window!"
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Re: /cringe

Postby GazNET on Mon May 30, 2011 11:03 pm

EvolvedMonkey wrote:Best man speech at a wedding - 'Its been an emotional day, even the cake is in tiers.'

What do you call a woman with 2 fannies? ..... Jedwards mum.


:lol:
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Re: /cringe

Postby Arbor plena simia on Tue May 31, 2011 10:30 am

Simmilar vein to Windows.
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Re: /cringe

Postby EvolvedMonkey on Sat Jun 04, 2011 9:15 pm

When my wife said she was leaving me for my obsession with The Monkees I thought she was joking....


....then I saw her face.
But I'm feeling good, And if you don't exist, you're still one illusion that I can't resist
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Re: /cringe

Postby G3!ST on Sat Jun 04, 2011 9:26 pm

wow
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Re: /cringe

Postby Useless² on Mon Jun 20, 2011 4:54 pm

When my wife said she was leaving me for my obsession with Health and Safety, I said "dont let the door hit you on the way out"
God gave me wind and waves...

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...Everything else I can buy
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Re: /cringe

Postby Dr Gonzo on Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:04 am

I saw a sign on a door today that made me piss myself.



'Toilet Closed'

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Re: /cringe

Postby Wizav on Fri Jul 08, 2011 10:20 am

Stephen Hawking has admitted that, if in great pain, he may consider assisted suicide.

Or "Task Manager", as he calls it.


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Re: /cringe

Postby windowmaker on Fri Sep 09, 2011 7:53 pm

I was walking out of a club last night and a woman came up to me, put her hand down my pants, grabbed my member and said "so, yours or mine?"

I said "I'm pretty sure that's mine, love."


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Re: /cringe

Postby BenJy! on Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:53 pm

Mr Cadbury met Mss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa. "I'm Marathon, the one with the nuts" he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight and he shot his chewy centre. But 3 days later his sherbert dib-dab started to itch.Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he's got Allsorts!
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Re: /cringe

Postby Arbor plena simia on Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:55 pm

Hahahaha :D
Good stuff BenJy :P
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Re: /cringe

Postby EvolvedMonkey on Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:35 am

I used to be really good at reminiscing.


...ahh those were the days.
But I'm feeling good, And if you don't exist, you're still one illusion that I can't resist
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Re: /cringe

Postby Wizav on Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:29 pm

I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!


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Re: /cringe

Postby Wombat on Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:46 am

Wizav wrote:I had a crazy dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg!


:D
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