Galactic Empire State of Mind

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Galactic Empire State of Mind

Postby GazNET on Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:26 pm

This. Is. Brilliant. :lol:


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Re: Galactic Empire State of Mind

Postby Templar+ on Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:42 pm

OMFG HAHAHAHAHA

nice find mate :D
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Re: Galactic Empire State of Mind

Postby Slippery Lizard on Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:43 pm

That is brilliant!!
You think your safe, until you turn a corner i see a massive rocket heading straight for you.........what do you do???
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Re: Galactic Empire State of Mind

Postby Nish on Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:51 pm

LOL :D
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Re: Galactic Empire State of Mind

Postby {TPUK}Advocate on Thu Apr 01, 2010 10:55 pm

nice - and that Leia is fiiiiine


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Re: Galactic Empire State of Mind

Postby Frying Dutchman on Fri Apr 02, 2010 2:58 pm

win! :lol:
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Re: Galactic Empire State of Mind

Postby n0rd on Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:23 am

just one word AWESOME! :D :lol: :lol: :lol:



[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Yeah
No longer Anakin
Formerly a Skywalker
Son's next rebel hero
But I'll be Sith forever
I'm the newest Dark lord And since my training years
I can choke from anywhere
Yeah my force is everywhere Used to run with Obi Wan We were both best buds foreva
But after three movies Now I've got a blood vendetta Grew up on Tatooine
No vegetation Catch me rolling through the cosmos in a moon-like station to Leia's home nation Death Star wrecks it Now princess knows, Vader ain't one to mess with
Flying through the trenches
Blasting rebel noobies
What happened to the fat one
Think he died of heart disease All that's left is this guy
Chasing him in my TIE I won't deny That his force is pretty damn high
Damn i just got wiped out
Falcon shot the back of me
Spinning into outerspace
But I'll be back definitely

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS]
In Star Wars Empire is out to find Leia Death star plans in R2 Shoot the exhaust port Kenobi may now be see-through But the force is within Luke
Let's hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope
[Vader: You're welcome Obi Wan... I made you a ghost!]

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Catch me rockin boots and a cape like superman
Hell, I made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can
You should know I'd find you, hiding out at Echo
Now I got a Blizzard Force eliminate you quick yo
Welcome to the planet Hoth AT-ATs hit the spot Walking tanks are too legit
But they fall down a lot Check the front, check the back, cant find the Falcon yet
We need them all alive, so no disintegrations Boba Fett 8 million asteroids, where'd your little ship go?
Get me to Cloud City, I got Lando on my payroll
Me I gotta double check if carbonite's ok If freezin's safe for Han
Doing Luke the same way
New deal Lando
Ain't no pardon
Kid blew up my boys
Rest in peace Moff Tarkin
Turns out we are family
Embrace your dark fate
Dad and son together, yo No way the emperor's safe, cause...

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
Now Han Solo's a coffee table
There's nothing Luke can do [Vader: Should've joined me, bro!]
He's on Dagobah
With some dyslexic Jedi dude
Right hand still got sliced through Looks like they struck back, struck back, struck back

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Lightsabers grinding
Palpatine's smiling
Cause he knew it would come to this The light side is blind with casualties
Who do evil casually, then gradually become worse
Don't fight your destiny
Wasn't a great dad, true
Absent all the while
No happy times behind us, and plus, now I'm killin' you
Keep fencing mister, 'cause now I sense a sister
You don't go bad, maybe I'll enlist her
Now Emperor wants you, only wants me rubbed out You controlled your anger, stayed light side devout Watch out kid, he's got lightning bolts to immolate Uh-uh, hell no, daddy powers activate
End this prune with a badass murder suicide
Bald headed, mask off, heart melted kid you were right Burn all my gear so those Ewoks can't wear it again
Do it, I'll be watching you, a ghost, name of Anakin

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
Destroy new Death Star's generator
Ewoks to the rescue
Blast through to the core
This Regime's gonna be brand new
Galactic Empire's through
The Jedi have returned, returned, returned

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Re: Galactic Empire State of Mind

Postby Jb's on Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:33 am

Haha quality stuff :D


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Re: Galactic Empire State of Mind

Postby meyenburg on Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:20 pm

nice :lol:
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Re: Galactic Empire State of Mind

Postby Gh0st.IRE on Mon Apr 05, 2010 1:17 pm

AWESOME!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:
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Re: Galactic Empire State of Mind

Postby R3pT1l3 on Mon Apr 05, 2010 2:11 pm

college humor ftw! :cheers:
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Re: Galactic Empire State of Mind

Postby BenJy! on Mon Apr 05, 2010 4:00 pm

Any chance of an .MP3? :mrgreen:
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