This is my sandvich. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My sandvich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my sandvich is useless. Without my sandvich, I am useless. I must eat my sandvich true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before lunch I swear this creed: my sandvich and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but sandvich. Om nom.
I like my big name comics, mostly surrealist like Eddie Izzard, Bill Bailey, Ross Noble, Milton Jones, andrew lawrence etc. Also like a lot of the mainstream comedians, especially Stephen K Amos, Dara O'brien, Hugh Dennis, Mickey Flannigan etc.
Though I am also a bit of a hipster, I particularly like comedians like Nina Conti:
Lee Evans Michael McIntyre John Bishop Jason Manford Micky Flanagan Lee Mack Jimmy Carr Sean Lock There are many more, i'm more into panel show comedy rather than just stand up. If I had to say just standup it would be Lee Evans or Jimmy Carr.