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Postby Ccpanther on Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:33 pm

The Technology noob and the Helpline

Helpline: Customer service, how can I help?

Noob: Yes... hello. I phoning about my laptop, the monitor is not working.

Helpline: Ok sir... can you please give me your computer model number?

Noob: Were can I find my laptop model number?

Helpline: Should be in the back of the desktop.

Noob: Sorry I can't find my desktop.... is that inside the keyboard?

Helpline: Sir... the desktop should be connected to your monitor.. just follow the cable from your monitor to the desktop.

Noob: But the monitor is attach to my keyboard...I can't see any cables.

Helpline: Sir.. do you have a wireless monitor ?

Noob: I think so... I can't see any cables.

Helpline: Ok SIR ..... I want you to look for a rectangular box near your monitor.. can you do that for me please?

Noob: Ok.. one second....

(several minutes later)

Noob: I think I found it...the model number is: N0958600-TV

Helpline: Ok.... let me check your computer specifications.

( several minutes later)

Helpline: Sir... can you please re-check the computer model number?..I can't find any information on our database.

Noob: I'm sure it's N0958600-TV

( several minutes later )

Helpline: Sir.. I going to put you on hold for few minutes..I need to find a supervisor.

Noob: OK thank you.



( several days later)



Noob: Helloooo?.... any one there?.......
The Gentle or the Furious.
The Knight shield or the Warriors sword.
The Right and Wrong or the Wrong and Right.
The Open palm or the closed fist.
The Black or the White ?
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Re: Real Life Parodies

Postby cerb on Mon Jun 18, 2012 7:38 pm

thats a pretty lame helpline, telling him to check the back of the desktop when the customer specifically said laptop :P
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Re: Real Life Parodies

Postby Ccpanther on Mon Jun 18, 2012 9:17 pm

Hint*
rectangular box / model number N0958600-TV :shock:
The Gentle or the Furious.
The Knight shield or the Warriors sword.
The Right and Wrong or the Wrong and Right.
The Open palm or the closed fist.
The Black or the White ?
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Re: Real Life Parodies

Postby cerb on Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:11 pm

"Noob: Were can I find my laptop model number?

Helpline: Should be in the back of the desktop."

thats what i meant... :P
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Re: Real Life Parodies

Postby Ccpanther on Fri Jun 22, 2012 2:48 pm

I know it suppose to be only a parody...but I don't think is that far away from reality..I lost the count of how many similar conversations I have before, with the so call *helplines*... :roll:
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The Right and Wrong or the Wrong and Right.
The Open palm or the closed fist.
The Black or the White ?
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Re: Real Life Parodies

Postby meyenburg on Sun Jun 24, 2012 6:22 pm

That was so not funny at all.
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Re: Real Life Parodies

Postby Ccpanther on Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:06 am

meyenburg wrote:That was so not funny at all.


I don't ask you to read it.... and yes is no very funny... and you know what... I don't care a donkeys ass if you like it or not.
Maybe I'll should post a joke about trolls.... but you doing that for me anyway. :P
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Re: Real Life Parodies

Postby Kaelan002 on Thu Jun 28, 2012 3:35 pm

Ccpanther wrote:
meyenburg wrote:That was so not funny at all.


I don't ask you to read it.... and yes is no very funny... and you know what... I don't care a donkeys ass if you like it or not.
Maybe I'll should post a joke about trolls.... but you doing that for me anyway. :P


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Re: Real Life Parodies

Postby EWJ on Thu Jun 28, 2012 9:39 pm

locked. less of the trolling and insults please.
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