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Postby Kaelan002 on Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:57 pm

This is awesome.

Spoiler for the lazy:


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There are 10 types of people in the world: those that know binary, those that don't, and those that didn't expect this joke to be in base 3.

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Re: tracert 216.81.59.173 - Trust me.

Postby cowboyfromhell on Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:07 pm

So good.. :cheers:
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Re: tracert 216.81.59.173 - Trust me.

Postby sNaKeBiTe on Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:45 pm

Haha, nice :cheers:

on the topic of star wars: start -> run -> telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl

But make sure you have the telnet client installed (control center -> programms -> turn windows features on or off -> telnet client)


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Re: tracert 216.81.59.173 - Trust me.

Postby EWJ on Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:32 pm

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: <3
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Re: tracert 216.81.59.173 - Trust me.

Postby Rico on Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:20 pm

Kaelan002 wrote:This is awesome.


Better if you set max hops to a larger value... ;)



Code: Select all
[root@pal ~]# tracert -m 255 216.81.59.173

16  * * *
17  Episode.IV (206.214.251.1)  151.048 ms  151.978 ms  151.789 ms
18  A.NEW.HOPE (206.214.251.6)  151.669 ms  165.775 ms  168.364 ms
19  It.is.a.period.of.civil.war (206.214.251.9)  168.275 ms  244.751 ms  244.556 ms
20  Rebel.spaceships (206.214.251.14)  244.412 ms  205.506 ms  205.227 ms
21  striking.from.a.hidden.base (206.214.251.17)  205.079 ms  204.975 ms  204.903 ms
22  have.won.their.first.victory (206.214.251.22)  204.778 ms  204.802 ms  204.684 ms
23  against.the.evil.Galactic.Empire (206.214.251.25)  204.723 ms  204.678 ms  204.444 ms
24  During.the.battle (206.214.251.30)  204.178 ms  204.222 ms  203.250 ms
25  Rebel.spies.managed (206.214.251.33)  203.017 ms  202.935 ms  202.982 ms
26  to.steal.secret.plans (206.214.251.38)  202.763 ms  202.772 ms  202.750 ms
27  to.the.Empires.ultimate.weapon (206.214.251.41)  202.516 ms  202.444 ms  202.670 ms
28  the.DEATH.STAR (206.214.251.46)  202.565 ms  202.511 ms  202.426 ms
29  an.armored.space.station (206.214.251.49)  205.576 ms  205.370 ms  205.209 ms
30  with.enough.power.to (206.214.251.54)  204.900 ms  204.965 ms  204.839 ms
31  destroy.an.entire.planet (206.214.251.57)  204.759 ms  204.616 ms  204.621 ms
32  Pursued.by.the.Empires (206.214.251.62)  204.372 ms  204.281 ms  204.240 ms
33  sinister.agents (206.214.251.65)  204.151 ms  204.200 ms  203.973 ms
34  Princess.Leia.races.home (206.214.251.70)  203.830 ms  203.873 ms  203.746 ms
35  aboard.her.starship (206.214.251.73)  203.571 ms  203.510 ms  203.430 ms
36  custodian.of.the.stolen.plans (206.214.251.78)  203.298 ms  203.273 ms  203.209 ms
37  that.can.save.her (206.214.251.81)  203.023 ms  202.957 ms  205.135 ms
38  people.and.restore (206.214.251.86)  204.503 ms  204.629 ms  204.642 ms
39  freedom.to.the.galaxy (206.214.251.89)  204.193 ms  204.135 ms  204.127 ms
40  0-----I-------I-----0 (206.214.251.94)  203.908 ms  203.919 ms  203.793 ms
41  0------------------0 (206.214.251.97)  203.646 ms  198.203 ms  198.115 ms
42  0-----------------0 (206.214.251.102)  202.878 ms  202.796 ms  202.705 ms
43  0----------------0 (206.214.251.105)  202.538 ms  202.702 ms  224.889 ms
44  0---------------0 (206.214.251.110)  202.341 ms  202.355 ms  202.276 ms
45  0--------------0 (206.214.251.113)  202.051 ms  224.035 ms  223.896 ms
46  0-------------0 (206.214.251.118)  183.224 ms  183.225 ms
47  0------------0 (206.214.251.121)  183.142 ms  183.080 ms  183.016 ms
48  0-----------0 (206.214.251.126)  182.791 ms  182.835 ms  182.791 ms
49  0----------0 (206.214.251.129)  182.715 ms  182.704 ms  182.626 ms
50  0---------0 (206.214.251.134)  182.257 ms  203.761 ms  203.760 ms
51  0--------0 (206.214.251.137)  203.714 ms  203.645 ms  203.855 ms
52  0-------0 (206.214.251.142)  203.628 ms  203.668 ms  203.626 ms
53  0------0 (206.214.251.145)  203.443 ms  203.446 ms  203.798 ms
54  0-----0 (206.214.251.150)  203.612 ms  205.157 ms  204.991 ms
55  0----0 (206.214.251.153)  203.889 ms  203.898 ms  203.824 ms
56  0---0 (206.214.251.158)  203.642 ms  203.543 ms  203.416 ms
57  0--0 (206.214.251.161)  203.339 ms  203.286 ms *
58  0-0 (206.214.251.166)  201.627 ms  201.565 ms
59  00 (206.214.251.169)  201.472 ms  201.537 ms  201.453 ms
60  I (206.214.251.174)  201.269 ms  201.249 ms  201.328 ms
61  By.Ryan.Werber (206.214.251.177)  201.029 ms  201.080 ms  212.374 ms
62  Never.Gonna.Give.You.Up (206.214.251.182)  212.226 ms  212.162 ms  212.076 ms
63  Never.Gonna.Let.You.Down (206.214.251.185)  212.182 ms  212.477 ms  212.326 ms
64  read.more.at.beaglenetworks.net (216.81.59.173)  211.812 ms  212.019 ms  211.991 ms

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Re: tracert 216.81.59.173 - Trust me.

Postby Kaelan002 on Fri Feb 15, 2013 2:23 pm

Rico wrote:
Kaelan002 wrote:This is awesome.


Better if you set max hops to a larger value... ;)



Code: Select all
[root@pal ~]# tracert -m 255 216.81.59.173

16  * * *
17  Episode.IV (206.214.251.1)  151.048 ms  151.978 ms  151.789 ms
18  A.NEW.HOPE (206.214.251.6)  151.669 ms  165.775 ms  168.364 ms
19  It.is.a.period.of.civil.war (206.214.251.9)  168.275 ms  244.751 ms  244.556 ms
20  Rebel.spaceships (206.214.251.14)  244.412 ms  205.506 ms  205.227 ms
21  striking.from.a.hidden.base (206.214.251.17)  205.079 ms  204.975 ms  204.903 ms
22  have.won.their.first.victory (206.214.251.22)  204.778 ms  204.802 ms  204.684 ms
23  against.the.evil.Galactic.Empire (206.214.251.25)  204.723 ms  204.678 ms  204.444 ms
24  During.the.battle (206.214.251.30)  204.178 ms  204.222 ms  203.250 ms
25  Rebel.spies.managed (206.214.251.33)  203.017 ms  202.935 ms  202.982 ms
26  to.steal.secret.plans (206.214.251.38)  202.763 ms  202.772 ms  202.750 ms
27  to.the.Empires.ultimate.weapon (206.214.251.41)  202.516 ms  202.444 ms  202.670 ms
28  the.DEATH.STAR (206.214.251.46)  202.565 ms  202.511 ms  202.426 ms
29  an.armored.space.station (206.214.251.49)  205.576 ms  205.370 ms  205.209 ms
30  with.enough.power.to (206.214.251.54)  204.900 ms  204.965 ms  204.839 ms
31  destroy.an.entire.planet (206.214.251.57)  204.759 ms  204.616 ms  204.621 ms
32  Pursued.by.the.Empires (206.214.251.62)  204.372 ms  204.281 ms  204.240 ms
33  sinister.agents (206.214.251.65)  204.151 ms  204.200 ms  203.973 ms
34  Princess.Leia.races.home (206.214.251.70)  203.830 ms  203.873 ms  203.746 ms
35  aboard.her.starship (206.214.251.73)  203.571 ms  203.510 ms  203.430 ms
36  custodian.of.the.stolen.plans (206.214.251.78)  203.298 ms  203.273 ms  203.209 ms
37  that.can.save.her (206.214.251.81)  203.023 ms  202.957 ms  205.135 ms
38  people.and.restore (206.214.251.86)  204.503 ms  204.629 ms  204.642 ms
39  freedom.to.the.galaxy (206.214.251.89)  204.193 ms  204.135 ms  204.127 ms
40  0-----I-------I-----0 (206.214.251.94)  203.908 ms  203.919 ms  203.793 ms
41  0------------------0 (206.214.251.97)  203.646 ms  198.203 ms  198.115 ms
42  0-----------------0 (206.214.251.102)  202.878 ms  202.796 ms  202.705 ms
43  0----------------0 (206.214.251.105)  202.538 ms  202.702 ms  224.889 ms
44  0---------------0 (206.214.251.110)  202.341 ms  202.355 ms  202.276 ms
45  0--------------0 (206.214.251.113)  202.051 ms  224.035 ms  223.896 ms
46  0-------------0 (206.214.251.118)  183.224 ms  183.225 ms
47  0------------0 (206.214.251.121)  183.142 ms  183.080 ms  183.016 ms
48  0-----------0 (206.214.251.126)  182.791 ms  182.835 ms  182.791 ms
49  0----------0 (206.214.251.129)  182.715 ms  182.704 ms  182.626 ms
50  0---------0 (206.214.251.134)  182.257 ms  203.761 ms  203.760 ms
51  0--------0 (206.214.251.137)  203.714 ms  203.645 ms  203.855 ms
52  0-------0 (206.214.251.142)  203.628 ms  203.668 ms  203.626 ms
53  0------0 (206.214.251.145)  203.443 ms  203.446 ms  203.798 ms
54  0-----0 (206.214.251.150)  203.612 ms  205.157 ms  204.991 ms
55  0----0 (206.214.251.153)  203.889 ms  203.898 ms  203.824 ms
56  0---0 (206.214.251.158)  203.642 ms  203.543 ms  203.416 ms
57  0--0 (206.214.251.161)  203.339 ms  203.286 ms *
58  0-0 (206.214.251.166)  201.627 ms  201.565 ms
59  00 (206.214.251.169)  201.472 ms  201.537 ms  201.453 ms
60  I (206.214.251.174)  201.269 ms  201.249 ms  201.328 ms
61  By.Ryan.Werber (206.214.251.177)  201.029 ms  201.080 ms  212.374 ms
62  Never.Gonna.Give.You.Up (206.214.251.182)  212.226 ms  212.162 ms  212.076 ms
63  Never.Gonna.Let.You.Down (206.214.251.185)  212.182 ms  212.477 ms  212.326 ms
64  read.more.at.beaglenetworks.net (216.81.59.173)  211.812 ms  212.019 ms  211.991 ms



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Re: tracert 216.81.59.173 - Trust me.

Postby GazNET on Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:00 am

Brilliant! :lol:
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