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Storytime!

Postby Nish on Sun Mar 31, 2013 2:02 pm

>Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie
>We lived on an old farm, no animals just fields
>My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy horse
>Says it's bred from some old bloke's prize stallion
>Auntie loves it for some reason, coz it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty". She was a bit effed up like that.
>I, being a countryside person, liked horses and riding them
>Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our horse then we will beat the living shot out of you"
>They meant it, they'd done it before
>Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found
>Dirty is just eating grass and shit next to me
>Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse
>Get bored and climb inside the tire
>Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat)
>Can't stop.
>Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me
>They see me rollin'
>They hatin'
>Patrolling
>Trying to catch me riding Dirty


Snagged from 4chan. :)
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Re: Storytime!

Postby PedalBin on Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:01 pm

Hahahaha nice


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