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My To Do List

Postby MrRapidByte on Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:58 pm

To Do List:

1 ) Make vanilla pudding. Put in a mayo jar and eat in public.

2 ) Hire two private investigators and get them to follow each other.

3 ) Wear a shirt that says "Life" and hand out lemons on a street corner.

4 ) Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today".

5 ) Major in philosophy and ask WHY people would like fries with that.

6 ) Run into a shop, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.

7 ) Become a doctor and change last name to Acula.

8 ) Change name to Simon and speak in third person.

9 ) Buy a parrot and teach it to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot".

10 ) Follow joggers around in my car blasting out "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
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Re: My To Do List

Postby Who Am I? on Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:26 pm

oh dear, these are just pure genius! I'm sure they are old or something but I don't care, that made me laugh :)
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Re: My To Do List

Postby MrRapidByte on Mon Aug 12, 2013 10:00 pm

Who Am I? wrote:oh dear, these are just pure genius! I'm sure they are old or something but I don't care, that made me laugh :)
Glad you got a kick out of it :)
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Re: My To Do List

Postby ListerofSMEG-2 on Tue Aug 13, 2013 7:06 am

I liked n 4 & 10 a lot!
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Re: My To Do List

Postby m0lineux on Tue Aug 13, 2013 8:42 am

Number 10 is fantastic. Would love that.
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