To Do List:
1 ) Make vanilla pudding. Put in a mayo jar and eat in public.
2 ) Hire two private investigators and get them to follow each other.
3 ) Wear a shirt that says "Life" and hand out lemons on a street corner.
4 ) Get into a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today".
5 ) Major in philosophy and ask WHY people would like fries with that.
6 ) Run into a shop, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.
7 ) Become a doctor and change last name to Acula.
8 ) Change name to Simon and speak in third person.
9 ) Buy a parrot and teach it to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot".
10 ) Follow joggers around in my car blasting out "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
--Man Has Been and Will Always Be, Simultaneously Fascinated and Terrified of the Unknown.