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The worst game ever??

Postby I Got Germs on Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:56 am

I saw this a while back and it's hilarious.....a must see!!!

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigr ... eview.html

And you have to check the video review of the game (cracks me up so much) as well as the screenshots and reader reviews( :shock: yes soem people actually bought it)......it's just great!!

Maybe TC should set up a Big Rigs server :D

EDIT: Fixed link

:D :D
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Postby I Got Germs on Wed Mar 30, 2005 2:30 am

And if that lot didn't have you peeing your pants someone actually wrote an FAQ for it

http://db.gamefaqs.com/computer/doswin/ ... g_rigs.txt

Yet more comedy :lol:
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Postby Pinneh on Wed Mar 30, 2005 3:03 am

I cant stop laughing lmao

. Let us make it very clear that these statements are all horrible, horrible lies. There is no coherent goal in Big Rigs. There is no cargo to be delivered. There are no police chases. In fact, there really isn't anything much in the game.


:lol:

The basic idea in the actual game is that you pick one from four vaguely different trucks and then one from five vaguely different levels. You then compete against another truck in a simple checkpoint race. That's it. However, Big Rigs can't even get this basic concept right. The supposedly computer-controlled truck you're supposed to be racing against in the game never actually moves


:lol: :lol: Lmfao

You see, you can clip your truck right through every object on a race course in Big Rigs, from the biggest of houses and walls, right down to the smallest of lampposts. Furthermore, bridges evidently don't actually exist, despite the fact that you can see them--driving over any of them results in you sinking right through them


It gets better lmao :lol:

And the video is absolutely fantastic, what a fuckign disaster of a game

Im gonna buy it!

Made my week lmfao :lol:
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Postby ChowRiit on Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:04 am

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a lonnnggg time.

Best. Thread. Evar.
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Postby Xhiea on Wed Mar 30, 2005 11:00 am

:lol: i think i recognise this game from somewhere.... AHH thats it! Gamestation for 50p 8)
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Postby SLY_MARBO on Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:00 pm

LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLl!!! that is soooo funnny!!!! :lol:

but er for some reason the video is all screwed up looks like an infrared camera why is this? :P :?:
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Postby La Chavvy on Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:13 pm

1.1 STORY
The story of Big Rigs: You are an omnipotent trucker, transporting illegal
goods. Get to the end before your opponent who is apparently asleep,
and you're winner!


But if your opponent gets there first
(Which is impossible even with the patch, as even with the patch your
opponent stops right before the end),


Devil Passage (No, not Devils' Passage, just Devil Passage)


That's correct, you can go right
through everything in Big Rigs. Even bridges, you go right through
those too.



My tips for Devil Passage:
-Stay on the road
-Ignore bridges, you fall through them
-You aren't in a rush, your opponent isn't going anywhere
-You don't need to be focused, if you fall off the hills, you can climb
back up
-Go through all of the checkpoints


To play as the computer, press tab during a race to switch
your controls over to the computer. However, if you switch
controls more than twice, your game will crash.


Best FAQ ever!!


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Postby Disturbed1 on Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:01 pm

Cant believe some1 would waste their own time writng a FAQ about this game, but i guess it was to show the makers up.
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Postby Psychic Duck on Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:14 pm

roflcopter :D
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Postby CATCHERAL on Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:06 pm

ROFL :lol:
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Postby Captain Planet on Wed Mar 30, 2005 5:11 pm

HA HA HA :lol: i must buy that game NOW


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Postby xenon on Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:36 pm

lol omg why make a it
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Postby Cobra on Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:24 pm

Oh man, that made me laugh a lot. When the camera pans out to the guys face as he's playing the game, ROFL.

Ace post m8. :D


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Postby DEViANCE on Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:18 am

:lol: god i laught so hard my face hurt much needed relife from css pains!


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Postby Ace of Spades on Thu Apr 07, 2005 10:33 pm

ROFL AT LE WAFFLE !
Im like p00h Bear, i'll slurp your Honey Pot ;)
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Postby Xhiea on Fri Apr 08, 2005 9:11 am

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lmfao, every single reveiw is rated 1, rrrrooooffflllll. I am sooo getting this game
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Postby Zeemlapje on Fri Apr 08, 2005 12:11 pm

Oh my god! this is funny!!


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