by Shuriken on Wed Sep 02, 2015 1:33 pm
Up for jumping on if you need me, surprisingly not sick of this game at all yet. Still have a long way to go to unlock everyone I want but having a bunch to start with certainly helped. That and fragger is a load of fun.
This is my sandvich. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My sandvich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my sandvich is useless. Without my sandvich, I am useless. I must eat my sandvich true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before lunch I swear this creed: my sandvich and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but sandvich. Om nom.