I think that's fair, as long as you realise I'll come to your house and forcefully remove one of your teeth for each time it gets put on
Did I mention I hate wolf, wolf sucks, wolf is awful, wolf is terrible, wolf is dire, wolf stinks, wolf bites, wolf is poor, wolf is lacking, wolf is boring, wolf is ugly, wolf is woeful, wolf is deplorable, wolf is disastrous, wolf is reprehensible, wolf is opprobrious, wolf is intolerable, wolf is lousy, wolf is abhorrent, wolf is execrable, wolf is odious, wolf is repulsive, wolf is contemptible, wolf is paltry and wolf is wretched?
This is my sandvich. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My sandvich is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my sandvich is useless. Without my sandvich, I am useless. I must eat my sandvich true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before lunch I swear this creed: my sandvich and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but sandvich. Om nom.